An old man named Gus walks into a Catholic church for a confession. The priest pulls back the window, and Gus says:”Forgive me father, for I have sinned” The Catholic priest says: “Tell me your confession, my son….” Gus explains: “I am 75 years old, and I have recently started
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The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K.This is a horrible lie and one which a Jewish community cannot tolerate! I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He called for the three men he trusted most his lawyer, his doctor, and his clergyman. He told them, “I’m going
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there lived a Baptist minister with a very large congregation. Onemorning, after a particularly moving sermon, he announced, “Friends Ihave been hearing very nasty rumors!”The crowd fell into an expectant silence. The Minister continued,”One of you, here
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The first one says:”I have to confess, I held mans penis in one hand.” St. Peter says:”You see the bowl of holy water, wash your hand and go in.” The second says:”I have to confess, I held
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church.However, the atheist’s life was good, he had a well-paying job