For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled to our children’s soccer practices. I phoned and explained that my husband had the car again, so I wouldn’t be able to take my turn.A few minutes before she was due
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A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad’s New Wife Robert 4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book 6. The Kids’ Guide
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic again.Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.Family Planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.Feedback: The inevitable result when
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel Sprouts!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.Q: What is the mating call of the blonde? A: “I’m
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it.They decided on the word Typewriter.One day the husband told his five year old daughter, “Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter”.The