Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics when I’ve had a couple of glasses of wine and am feeling particularly cranky) with my boyfriend, I was quite amused to see the following saying pop up when I logged in the next morning:Commitment, n.:
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|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of a sudden he falls into a pit and is stuck there. The elephant is stuck in this pit and realizes that he is going to die, so naturally he start to scream.By chance a chicken hears
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out of the chicken.
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital.Q: Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? A: The bassoon burns longer. Q: What is a burning oboe good for? A: Setting a bassoon on fire. Q: Which burns better, an oboe or a
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What’s the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. We’re still trying to find out too.Bagpipes (noun) – I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant,
ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C. to visit Willy Jeff1. Before leaving for Washington, clean red mud from windshields and remove hog and chicken feed from pick-up bed.2. Any cardboard box can be made to look like a suitcase if brown shoe polish is smoothly