There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu. The poor lady was not very proficient in English,but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to
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Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? “He wanted to be a hentertainer.”
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the rupee. Doesn’t have the brain power to toast a crouton. Doesn’t have the sense God gave an animal cracker. Doesn’t have two neurons to rub together. Doesn’t just know nothing doesn’t even suspect much. Doesn’t know
Q: Why did the chicken say, “Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?” A: He was studying foreign languages.
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) – Six people drowned yesterday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt. An 18-year-old farmer was the first to descend into the 60-foot well. He drowned, apparently after an
|SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) – Six people drowned yesterday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt. An 18-year-old farmer was the first to descend into the 60-foot well. He drowned, apparently after an
An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish as he brought it to the table. “This is the breast of the duck; this the leg of the duck; this is the wing of the duck; etc.” Then came