After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However, one day he and afriend came across a chicken, and John was terrified.”Why are you so afraid, you’re not a grainof wheat after all,” his friend asked.John replied, “You know it and I know it,but the
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Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken?Sister: Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs.
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls never go after another girl’s man…Bad girls go after him AND his brother.Good girls wear white cotton panties…Bad girls don’t wear any.Good girls wax their floors…Bad girls wax their bikini lines.Good girls loosen a few buttons
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?”The woman replies, “I’m a
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank. You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe. Long distance companies no longer
Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken.
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