Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A diamond” 48 “A bigger diamond” 66 “Home Alone”
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5. Apply makeup. Pee first so you don’t have to stop in the middle. 6. Drive to work. Pee at gas station. Complain about dirty restroom. Go to a different gas station and pee there. 7. Get
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.She refuses to let you milk her, saying “Not on the first date.”Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears.Your cow gets a silicon implant
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s Student center Bathrooms: “If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police.” In the hallway of a High School in New Jersey “Our School: Commitment,
Women’s Lifestyles Through the AgesAGE… DRINK17… Winecoolers25… White wine35… Red wine48… Dom Perignon66… Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaserEXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES17… Need to wash my hair25… Need to wash and condition my hair 35… Need to color my hair48… Need to have Francois color my hair66… Need to