A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel has died of thirst. He’s crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He
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Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?A. In the pages of a romance novel.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, – “This is the WORST book I’ve ever read!” “It has NO plot and far too many characters!”The librarian looks up and calmly remarks -“So, you’re the one who
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are real and provide proof that a “better idiot” can be invented.”Do you have a list of all the books written in the English language?””Do you have that book by Rushdie: ‘Satanic Nurses’?” (Actual title: “Satanic Verses”)”I
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation.”It’s terrible,” she said, “I haven’t moved my bowels in a week.””I see. Have you done anything about it?” asked the doctor.”Naturally,” she replied, “I sit in the bathroom for a half- hourin the morning
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation. “It’s terrible,” she said, “I haven’t moved my bowels in a week.” “I see. Have you done anything about it?” asked the doctor. “Naturally,” she replied, “I sit in the bathroom for a half-hour in