|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all have to switch to Microsoft Gas.8. The U.S. government would get subsidies from an automaker–a first.7. The oil, alternator, gas, and engine warning lights would be replaced by a single “General Car Fault” warning light.6. Sun
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|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless, and designed by morons,and Windows had got DOS inside.But some don’t care and continue to use it.I know they’re wrong, wait and see.Someday we’ll see it, the Windows rejection,the users, and Bill Gates, and me.Who said
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, “Well Bill, I’m really confused on this one. It’s a tough decision; I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45 68 79 83 32 54 46 50 49 = 666WINDOWS9587 73 78 68 79 87 83 57 53 1 = 666SYSTEM 7. 083 89 83 84 69 77 32 55 46 48 = 666Coincidence? I think
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days. They were all allowed
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you’ve got me in a good mood, I’ll be generous and give you a choice of three places
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During dinner He tells them: “I needed three importantpeople to send my message out to all the people: Tomorrow I will destroythe Earth.”Yeltsin immediately calls together his cabinet and announces: “I have tworeally bad news items. God