Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One – he puts it in the socket and lets the world revolve around him.
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A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what?s the problem?”The mother says, “It?s my daughter Darla, she keeps getting these cravings,she?s putting on weight and is sick most mornings.”The doctor gives Darla a good examination then turns to the mother andsays, “Well, I
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know why you called your company Microsoft”
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof has been developed that explains why this is true:Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.Postulate 2: Time is Money.As every engineer knows,Work = Power * TimeSince Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we
|An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?” Michael Jordan will make over $300,000 a game: $10,000 a minute, assuming he averages about 30 minutes per game.Assuming $40 million in endorsements next year, he’ll be making $178,100 a day (working or not)!Assuming
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes.
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,” with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.$ If he goes to