A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a full examination, the doc tells the guy it’s one of two things.The Doc says, “Well, it’s either Alzheimers disease or AIDS.””What do you mean!” The guy says, “Can’t you tell the difference?””Well, says the Doc, the
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An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthily examination, sighed and looked Murphy in the eye and said, “I’ve some bad news for you. You have cancer and it can’t be cured. I’d give you two weeks to a month.”Murphy, saddened
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor calls him into his office and says “I have some bad news. You have HAGS.” “What is HAGS” the man asks. “It’s herpes, AIDS,gonorrhea, and syphilis” says the doctor. “Oh my God” says the
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of 3 lawyers for every citizen. We come up with the best reasons to blame others for our own problems. Here’s a small list…If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she’s holding in her
“give me the bad news first.””You’ve got AIDS.””Oh, no! What could be worse than that?””You’ve also got Alzheimer’s Disease.””Oh. Well, that’s not so bad. At least I don’t have AIDS.”
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS.” The doctor replies, “Are you gay?” The man answers “yes.” The doctor says, “I think I can help. Go to the grocery store, buy a box of laxatives and a quart of
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all of their gear and headed down to the lake.They were having terrible luck, they weren’t catching a thing. But all the sudden, one of the scientists feels a pull at his line. He shouts out, “I