Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.When you smell a oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is
Tag: Africa
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A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write andgood Christian values. One thing he particularly stresses is the evil ofsexual sin. ?Thou must not commit adultery or fornication!?One day the wife of one
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his life ingeneral. He felt as there was nothing waiting for him in this life… …until one day, in the breakfast table, he was reading the morning paper,when he saw an article, which would change his life.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda young native to accompany him as his guide. Soon, a large flockof birds flew overhead and the hunter took aim.The guide grabbed his arm and said “Oh,no! These are foo birds andto shoot one means terrible
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: “What happened to you?”He says: “I was in Africa on safari and I got raped by an elephant!”Doctor: “But I don’t understand. Elephant penises are very narrow andcouldn’t cause that much damage!”He says “Aah but
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting