|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited. 3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to
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A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?” The housewife replies: “Four!”.The accountant says: “I think it’s either 3 or4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time.”The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice,
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A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 – Any person with a valid California state rodent or deer hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sporting (non-commercial) purposes.372.02 – Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of United States
An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: “This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old”. “Where did you get this exact information?” “I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two