An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, “Going to a party?””Yeah,” the man answered, “I’m supposed to come dressed as my love life.” “But you look like
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At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank. Long distance companies don’t call you to switch. You give blood everyday.. just for the orange juice. McDonald’s is the supplier of all your kitchen
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.3. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.4. You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.5. Long distance companies don’t