Rigby drove into the city with his girl

to catch their first play at a theater.

Rigby rushed up to
the box office and said, “Gimme two tickets for
tonight’s show.”

“Sorry,” said the box office attendant. “There are no seats
left. We
have only two standing rooms left.”

“Well, I’ll be
hog tied! Only two left in standing room!” said the
farm boy. “Are
they together?”