Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg

gets invited to a costume party. Being shy and self-conscious about
his
appearance, he goes to the best costume shop in town. When he
gets
there, he tells the shop owner his situation and that he would
rather cover
his head and leg with a costume instead instead of
exploiting his
apparent problems. So, the shop owner comes back with a
lifeguard costume.
The man says, “No, no. That will show off my peg
leg. I can’t hide it
with that. Try again.” So the shop owner
leaves and comes back with a
monk costume And again the man says, “No,
no. I can’t wear that. It
will make people notice my head.”
Obviously pissed off, the shop owner
leaves and comes back with a
five-pound bag of caramels, gives it to
the man and says, “Here. Just take
this.” Confused, the man says,
“What am I suposed to do with a bag
of caramels?” Smiling, the shop owner
says, “Take home this
bag of caramels, melt them, pour it all over
your body, stick
that peg leg up your ass and tell everyone you’re a
caramel
apple.”