During an army basic training, the lieutenant took the batch on a match and asked each of them where home was. After everyone had answered, he sneered and said “you are all wrong, the army is now your home”. Back at the barracks, he read the evening duties, then asked
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t stopped for lunch or anything and he was getting REAL hungry. He sees this diner and pulls in, walks up to the counter and sits down by this old biker who was staring at a steaming
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Mr. Goldfarb was walking down the street. In each arm he carried a bag. He ran into Mr. Klein. Mr. Klein asked, “What are those bags for?””I’m collecting for Israel”, said Mr. Goldfarb.”You need two bags?”, asked Mr. Klein.”I’ve got a system, said Mr. Goldfarb. It’s fantastic. I go into
A retired sergeant was asked: “Well, how do you like civilian life?” “Terrible,” he said gruffly, “all those people around and nobody in charge!”
A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 – Any person with a valid California state rodent or deer hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sporting (non-commercial) purposes.372.02 – Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of United States
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!