One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. I have pasted together the following “history” of the world from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United States, from eight grade through
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One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of hiswarriors to the witch doctor to get some medicine. The warrior says “BigChief, no shit”. the doctor gave him 1 pill and told him that the chiefshould be fine tomorrow.The warrior went back to the chief
There was this General-in-training, and his superioirs were asking him questions “What happened on June 6, 1944?” “We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!” “What was the turining point of wordl war 2?” “Battle of the bulge, sir!” “What’s is the importance of May
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, sitting a few bar stools down from them, turning blue from the Armadillo burger she ate too fast.The first Texan said to the
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE BED AND YELL SCREW YOU TO ONE AND OTHER”Sent by Ivan