|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
Why wouldn’t the piglet’s mother let her read romantic novels? She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your back yard.
How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he’s done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
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|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made himself an offer he couldn’t understand.