How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What a Friend We Have In Jesus…”
Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned, and one hadn’t even been coloured in yet.
Why wouldn’t the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn’t want them to grow into wart hogs.
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say “I could’ve done that.”
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other on an airplane. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he wants to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to sleep so he politely