A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b’s already.
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride is a virgin or not.”His buddy replies, “Oh, there’s an easy test for that. All you need issome red paint, some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one ball red andone ball blue. On your
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to
A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says, “Look at me. I’m old and worn out. You’d never believe that I used to live the life of
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