|A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two hotels, each with an infinite number of rooms. The hotels were across the street from each other and were owned by brothers. One evening, while everyone was out at a bar-b-que, one of the hotels burned
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If my parents get divorced…will they still be brother and sister?”
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?” And he replied, “No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with ‘If Elected I promise…’”
Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her!
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road. After several hours of hard toil, the Polish guy hits his shovel on something hard in the ground.Both men work hurriedly to dig the object out and discover that its a treasure chest. On opening it
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in area for some sheep, but they have a limited amount of building material. The engineer gets up first and makes a square fence with the material, reasoning that it’s a pretty good working solution. “No no,”
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: “I’d like to become the next President of the United States.” The receptionist: “What are you, an idiot?” Redneck: “Why, is it required?”