|It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays become the oldest. — S. den Hartog, Ph D. Thesis Universtity of Groningen.
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?” The other replies, “Well I don’t know. You should pray to God about that and ask him.” So that night he did and God replied, “You are what you are.”
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing street interviews about the upcoming presidential primary election. “I’m not voting for any of the candidates,” the first man said. “I don’t know any of them.” “I feel the same way,” the second man said. “Only I know them all.”
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful women lying in the sun, and he really wants to meet one. But try as he might, the women don’t seem to be at all interested. Finally, as a last resort, he walks up to a
|Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together!Maths Teacher: Now suppose the number of sheep is x…Student: Yes sir, but what happens if the number of sheep is not x?Zenophobia: the irrational fear of
Three Republicans walk into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.” The Republicans say, “That’s OK…We don’t serve you either.
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland. So he goes off to Poland and asks the people: “Excuse me, what do you think of the lack of meat in Poland?”All the Poles reply: “Meat? What is meat?”Seeing he cannot get an answer in