A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a passenger. The passenger happens to be George W Bush. (Why?} Maybe, he was on his way to check on the
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They are amazed at the number of fish that they caught that day, so one says to the other, “We’ll have to come back here tomorrow!”The other asks, “But how will we remember where this spot is?”The
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Hanukkah willmerge.An industry source said that the deal had been in the works about 1300 years.While details were not available at press time, it is believed that theoverhead cost of having
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only reason why you would be elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father.” “That notion is ridiculous!” mocked George Jr. “It doesn’t matter how powerful the man is. He can
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland?The Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a list of skills I want to aquire, but I’ve only come up with one: Lying.
Fan: I’ve always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?