Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out of the chicken.
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A: One is far more painful to your ears.Q: What’s the name of a good English horn player?A: I’ll tell you when I meet one.Q: How many English horn players does it take to change a light
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. “Yes Dad, what is it?””Don’t be nervous, son, do your best and
The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had. He goes up to the girl and says, “Little girl, I think that it’s wonderful that you’re doing such a good thing.” The little girl
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer more for their sportsmen so they crossed a Coho with a Walleye and called it a Kowal.It grew to a nice size and reproduced well but it wouldn’t bite. They crossed the Kowal with a Muskie
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremolo?””You’re a drummer, aren’t you?””Yeah. How’d you know?””This is a travel agency.”
There is a story about a popular young rabbi, who onSabbath eve announces to the congregation that he willnot renew his contract and is moving on to a largercongregation that will pay him more.There is a hush. No one wants him to leave.Epstein, who owns several car dealerships, stands upand