Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any balls to scratch.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?Because they don’t have any balls to scratch.
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert.”There’s not much room on this page,” he said. “What shall I write?”Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint, “Write your repertoire.”
Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those knives doing in your car?” asked the officer. “I juggle them in my act.” “Oh yeah?” says the cop. “Let’s see you do it.” So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and don’t play.Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and Hose B?
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park…and couldn’t find his way home. ” Oy Morris “, said grandma, ” You’ve been going to that park