Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts this question to him: “What would you do if you realised that two trains were heading for each other on the same track?” Andy says, “I
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: “Itsa illegal to putta fiva people ina Quattro.” “What do you mean it’s illegal?” asked the Englishmen. “Quattro means four,” replies the Italian official. “Quattro is just the name of
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor’s bull and turned it loose in the pasture.He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull was finished. “Yeah daddy,
After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can remove the wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialist equipment, the McLaren team decided to fire their pit crew and hire four of the youths as most races can be won or lost in the pit lane.
Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg Chapters outlet, not sold all that well after itsfirst day on the shelves, as reported by CBC Radio News.To draw attention to the book, or to perhaps add some perspective, theLewinksy book had three other titles
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet. As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of them wants to reverse. They angrily look one at the other. Finally, one of them picks up a newspaper and starts reading. The other one politely asks, “When you’ve finished