Five Englishmen
in an Audi Quattro
arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian customer agent stops
them and tells them: “Itsa illegal to
putta fiva people ina
Quattro.”

“What do you mean it’s illegal?” asked the
Englishmen.

“Quattro means four,” replies the Italian official.

“Quattro is
just the name of the automobile,” the Englishmen says

disbelievingly. “Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry 5

persons.”

“You can’ta pulla thata one ona me,” replies the Italian customs

agent.”Quattro means four. You hava fiva people ina your car and
you are
therefore breakin’a the law”.

The Englishmen reply
angrily, “You idiot! Call your supervisor over We
want to speak to
someone with more intelligence!”

“Sorry,” responds the Italian
official, “he can’ta come”.”He’s a
busy with two guys in a Uno”.