Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. The chicken sounds good, I’ll have that,” Hillary says. The waiter nods. And the vegetable?” he asks. Oh, He’ll have the fish,” Hillary replies.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a shop
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This is Susan.We met at a party about 3 months ago.” John: “hmmm… Susan? You say we met 3 months ago?” Susan: “Yes, it was at Bill’s house. After the party gave me a ride home. On
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs Hillary by thecollar and throws her over the side and onto the field. The stunnedumpire shouted, “No, Mr. President!I said, Throw the first PITCH!”
Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the radio. “There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared,” the weather report said. “You must park your cars on the
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None ‘o yo’ freakin’ bitness!Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.Q: How many Russian leaders does it
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ? A lid !