Ole
and Lena were sitting down to
their usual morning cup of coffee,
listening to the weather report
coming over the radio.

“There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today,
and a snow emergency has
been declared,” the weather report said.
“You must park your cars on
the odd numbered side of the
streets.”

Ole says “Jeez, okay,” and gets up from his coffee.

The
next day they’re sitting down with their morning cups of coffee
and
the weather forecast declares “There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow

today, and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars

on the even numbered side of the streets.”

Again, Ole says
“Jeez, okay,” and gets up from his coffee.

Two days later, again
they’re sitting down with their cups of coffee
and the weather
forecast says, “There will be 6 to 9 inches of snow
today, and a snow
emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on
the –
“

Just then the power goes out and Ole doesn’t get the rest of
the
instructions.

He turns to Lena and says “Jeez, what am I
going to do now, Lena?”

Lena replies “Aw, Ole, why don’t you
just leave the car in the garage
today?”