How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don’t know what to do with it.
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.””I know. One of them served me the last time I was here!”
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. “I have good news and bad news,” the owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after
A policeman stops a car and suggests an apparently drunken fellow to take a breath test. He blows, the thing shows: positive. He protests, cries he is a teetotaler and that the instrument isn’t working properly. He says his wife is also a teetotaler. She blows- again positive. Then he
Would you like something from my Easter basket? “Sure!” “Here. Have some plastic grass.”
Does killing time damage eternity?
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.