The sheriff of a small town was also the town’s veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, “Is your husband there?” “Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?” the wife asked. “Both!” was the reply. “We can’t get
Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It’s a tender tail!
Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to get rid of them!
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her recently deceased husband is published. After the editorinforms her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word, shepauses, reflects and then says, “Well, then, let it read ‘Fred Browndied’.” Confounded at the woman’s
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one Caller: Hi, is this the police? Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance? Caller: Well, I don’t know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey? I’ve never cooked one before.