Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a midlife crisis, at first you should try to humor him. If he wants to buy a ludicrously impractical sports car, tell him you think it’s a terrific idea.If he wants to wear “younger” clothes, help him
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, “My dear guests . .
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: “Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!” The defendant answered, “No, we won.”
A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing golf. Sarah misses a 3 foot putt and yells, “Goddamn it, missed the bugger!” and the nun says, “If you keep saying that then God will punish you.” Next hole Sarah misses a 2 foot putt and says “Goddamn it, missed the
There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was
How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six… three on the back and three in the trunk!
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was.Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of