|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: “I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?”Patient: “Well, give me the bad news first.”Doctor: “You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.”Patient: “OH NO! That’s
|Ski season is almost here! Hence, the following list of Exercises to get you prepared: 16. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up. 15. Soak your gloves and store them
An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying a new one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of the vestibule. When he got there, an usher intercepted him at the door and took him to a pew
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate. Security was very tight, however, and each of their attempts was met with a stern refusal. While wandering around
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann tells the insurance agent, “We had that house insured for one hundred thirty thousand dollars and we want our money.”The agent replies, “Whoa there, just a minute. It doesn’t work quite like that. We will ascertain
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about us…Inside: … We had to stay up all night lighting them!
|THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player’s strike against the team owners looming, now is the time for us to show the world just how much we care. It’s just not right. Hundreds of basketball players in our very own country are living at or just