Two Scots, father and son, go to America. – Daddy, when we’ll arrive? – Shut up and swim.
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the other, “Windy, ain’t it?””No,” the second man replied, “It’s Thursday.”And the third man chimed in, “So am I. Let’s have a coke.”
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.”Very well,” said the gatekeeper of Heaven. “But you realize, I hope, that we’ve got all
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green. Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the
An American man, a Russian man, and an African man were all up in a hot-air balloon together. After a few minutes, the Russian man put his hand down through the clouds. “Aaah!” he said. “We’re right over my homeland.” “How can you tell?” asked the American. “I can feel
Does killing time damage eternity?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.