If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around the house, you can be sure that he is referring to the lawn mower, the car, the errands, and the baby carriage.
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do anything for 3 points”, he said when questioned.
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live? When the patient couldn’t pay, the doctor gave him another six months.
If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how everything was going. He replied, “Oh, just fine. We practically never have any arguments. In the morning, she does what she wants. In the afternoon, I do what she wants. And at night, we both do
|For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn’t help but comment, “The last time I came