If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,” the clerk said, “is absolutely elegant. It is perfect for a man-about-town.””Could be,” the woman replied, “but I’m looking more for something for a louse-around-the-house.”
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street,
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this unusual move, he said “we don’t just need points now, we need snookers!”
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves. The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed in the circle he kept and what
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. “Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse”. “Ssh!” hisses the other, “It’s not till next week”.
How many weeks are there in a light year?