|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales. “Bloomingdales!” the rabbi exclaimed. “Why Bloomingdales?” “Then I’ll be sure my
|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team’s performance. Here is a collection of some of these lame names for the NFL. AFC West:Denver Broncos – Denver Donkeys Kansas City Chiefs
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flower decoration of the altar. The catholic florist – $ 300. “Too expensive” moans the priest. The protestant florist – $ 250, “No, it would not be right to buy at another Christian believer, especially as the price difference is rather
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are getting fed up with seeing their lights go out every night!
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!” “Heck,” said Herman, “It’s not just one car.
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!! Tyson’s psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood….good thing he didn’t say two!Tyson’s favorite football team-the Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS. For the third fight between Mike and Evander,