|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!” continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out. When ever a strike “X” appears on the screen, start yelling about how this is a Black Panther conspiracy. Explain to the Owner how your game has been ruined
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks.
Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor’s, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory.
|The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site9. IOC members seem unconcerned over scheduling conflicts due to the yachting, diving and swimming events all being held in the 34th Street YMCA pool. 8. All 75 of the new hires in the mayor’s office are named
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his bed. “Mr. Smith, you’re going to be just fine,”