What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his birthday.
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch of money, but in reality they never see any of it. The most popular of these scams is called Social Security.
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994 In case anyone has od’ed on O.J. Simpson coverage or for those who might for some reason not know, the major league baseball player strike began today.] No team flights on Continental Airlines. Goodbye boring baseball
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when they should not.
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each