|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t begin at 40. That’s a big fat lie.My hair’s getting thinner, my body is not;The few teeth I have are beginning to rot.I smell of Vick’s-Vapo-Rub, not Chanel # 5;My new pacemaker’s all that keeps me
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this rank any experienced Judo teacher should have already learned these basic techniques: Escape from DojoThe quick exit to avoid clean up and helping with the mats. Sleeper StanceStanding at the corner of the dojo pretending to
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could. ‘God,’ he prayed, ‘I really want a car.’ Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty. ‘God,’ he prayed again, ‘I really NEED a car.’ Still no answer to his prayers. Suddenly the
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel.
Do fish get thirsty?
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning!
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and go has got up and went.But in spite of it all I am able to grinwhen I recall where my get up has been.Old age is golden-so I’ve heard it said-but sometimes I wonder when I