How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? They all gather around their cash registers and sing “What a Friend We Have In Jesus…”
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their husbands are never there when it happens!
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All those aches and pains annoyed meAnd I couldn’t sleep at night.He could find no real disorderBut he wouldn’t let it rest.What with Medicare and Blue Cross,We would do a couple tests.To the hospital he sent meThough
|Top Ten Signs you’re Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with David Letterman; Monday, February 20, 1995 You recognize batter as the kid who sold you a hot dog a couple minutes earlier. Everytime a player slides into second, he busts his hip. They keep shouting “Do
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? He made himself an offer he couldn’t understand.
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!