|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself “I must be losing it,
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who’s driving?A: The police. Q: Why can’t Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. “Mommy,” she said. “Can we leave now?” “No,” her mother replied. “Well, I think I have to throw up!” “Then go out the front door and to the back of the church and
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it lasts ’till 8pm.- I’m very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.- I’m usually interested in going home before I get to where I’m going.- I’m good on a trip for at least an hour
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts: The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you’re up against him. The referee will always be looking the other way when you
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing seems to scare them away. Another said, “Yea, me too. I’ve got hundreds living