If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.”Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Brit. “They must be British.””Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.””No clothes, no shelter,” the Russian
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her son, “Timmy, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Kirkland is?”A few minutes later, Timmy returned.”Well,” asked Mrs. Silver, “is she all right?””She’s fine, except that she’s
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the cowboys play better on “grass.” The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new “Honor System”, Yes your Honor, No your Honor. The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said, “I give ten dollars.” Just then, a piece of plaster fell from the ceiling and landed on his head. He spoke up again quickly. “I give a thousand dollars!” The minister said, “Lord, hit him again!”
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says, “Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?”
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has it!