If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring on the wrong finger.When I pointed this out to her, she said, “I know, I married the wrong man.”
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, “Fellas, I got real problems. I’m seventy years old. Every morning at seven o’clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their apartment, killing him instantly. When brought before the court on charges of murder, she was asked if she
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His surplus was very ornate and he was swinging the incense pot which had smoke coming from it. A lady touched him on the shoulder and said, “Darling, I love your dress;
If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all that bad.So give us “five” and then a smileTo us who have been here for awhile.With by-pass pain and mended hipAnd plumbing fixtures prone to drip;We all may seem a sorry lot,But we rejoice for what