The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled. “Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger. “If my parents get divorced…will they still be brother and sister?”
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden Anniversary.”Yeah, I asked my wife to blow me, and she wouldn’t.
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.” To
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty hard.