|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise.When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded and asks, “What was that for?” Wife said, “Because, you are a bad fuck”. Couple of minutes later, the husband smacks his wife. This time, the wife was confused and asked, “And may I ask what’s
If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex… This happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it until you’re blue in the face.The second is Kitchen Sex… This is at the beginning of the marriage; you’ll have sex anywhere, anytime. Hence, also in
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home. They loaded her into the police cruiser one of the officers gets
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?” The husband replied,
Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?