A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Want to hear an accountant joke?” The guy next to him replies, “Well, before you tell that joke, you should know that I’m 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, and I’m an accountant. And the guy
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the telephone!
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A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches over and gives his wife’s breast a little feel and says,”Mother, if this could give milk, we could get rid of the cow.” His hand then travels down to her crotch, and
A minister was asked by a politician, “Name something the government can do to help the church.” The minister replied, “Quit making one dollar bills.”
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations.
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband: Would you and he sleep in the same bed? Wife: I guess we would.Husband: Would you make love to him? Wife: He would be my husband then, dear.Husband: Would you give him my golf clubs? Wife: