Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration – that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper. “Gladly,” responded the good man. When the church magazine came out a
If an accountant’s wife cannot sleep, what does she say? “Darling, could you tell me about your work.”
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted. “Why, what’s the matter?” inquired his pretty young wife.”Some fellow just phoned and said he can’t live without me,” he gasped as he reached for his hat. The young wife sighed. “Just a moment,” she said
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Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she flipped on her reading lamp one passionate night — only to find a cucumber in his hand. “Is THIS”, she asked, pointing to the vegetable, “what you’ve
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends and says with a warm smile, “I gladdened seven hearts today.” “Seven hearts?” asks the friend. “How did you do that?” The rabbi strokes his beard and replies, “I performed three marriages.” The friend looks at him quizically. “Seven?” he
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?