At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve.
An Irishman joined the American Air Force and was making his first parachute jump. The instructor said, “When you jump out of the plane, shout Geronimo and pull the ripcord.” When the Irishman woke up in hospital a few days later the first thing he said was, “What was the
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A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage.- Anything else? – NO, thanks, – Maybe, your wife needs something ? – Oh, yeah. Thank you for your reminder. Do you sell greeting cards ?
An American tourist was visiting a quaint country village, and got talking to a farmer in the local pub. “And have you lived here all your life, Sir?” asked the American. “Not yet, m’dear,” said the farmer wisely.
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives.When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to be married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in life, and they
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