The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife’s annoyance. “You’ll fart your guts out one of these days,” she always complained. After a particularly bad
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted to join a church.The pastor says, “We have special requirements for new parishioners.You must abstain from having sex for two weeks.”The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastorgoes to the
Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you seen my brother?”… and the barman says “I don’t know, what does he look like?” (ba-dum-tish)
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?” The Teacher says, “Of course not Johnny,” To which Johnny replies, “Then I have definitely s**t my pants”.
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to select his first punishment. First room has a young guy on the wall being whipped. The new guy not keen on this asks to see the